How to Know You’re a Mom

11 Oct

You are nonchalant about being covered in any variety of bodily fluids.

Your baby spits up, somehow gets it on the back of his head, and your first instinct is to take a picture.

After dressing the baby, you find yourself contemplating which pacifier best goes with his outfit.

You call the after-hours nurse line at least once a week (thank goodness they are so patient!)

And, how to know you’re and OVERTIRED mom:

Two times in the last week, Peter has walked into the room and been greeted by “wait! where’s Sam?”…while I’m nursing.

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